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How to ride Dragons.

Dragons have always been a popular form of transport. Quick, efficient, impress babes and usually eat anyone who starts any trouble. The bad side of this is that the rider is included in the last group. If the desire to ride a dragon is still stronger than something some people call common sense, read on and follow these numerous but simple instructions:
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The first and some would incorrectly claim hardest step is to find a dragon. At this step it is important to know that one will usually not find dragons in establishments like "The Dragon and Mug". Altough one will find a good pint of beer there dragons scarsely care for alchocolic baverages. Who ever heard of Smaug the terrible complimenting the barkeeper after a good evenings drink?

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So now you'we found a dragon, the next step would be to think about all the narcotic and alchocolic products you have had that day. If you are unable to count the number of these "Gods blessings", believe me, the thing you just hit over the head with a baseball bat is NOT a dragon. Now take your close friend to the hospital.

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Find someone to post your bail for drunk and disorderly in a public hospital. Send flowers to the nurse who you tried to invite for a ride on your dragon, there may still be hope.

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The logical place to look for a dragon would be a dragons lair.
Bet you would have never thought of that yourself.
What do you mean what does one look like?
What kind of dragon hunter are you!?

No, looking in the yellow pages won't help.

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GET A LIFE!


Look I'm not writing the rest until someone finds a dragon, when you know where one is, let me know, liars will burn in hell for all eternity! Well maybe?


And DON'T try feeding it peanuts! Those are elephants.

A small tip try Middle-earth or Discworld and if you don't find any dragons find a bar. Perhaps it's better not to find one the other steps are even harder and include making sure you don't get fried, a a step most poeple pass superbly just to get crushed by a claw. Not a pretty site, but some people simply ask for it.

HAPPY HUNTING!