Goat_Starer AKA Das Boot

The man who stares at goats

Nice to have you here .

Goat (Me) is 32 (at the time of revising) and living in Bradford, West Yorkshire (a place that has an ill considered 'Mostly Harmless' type entry on H2G2 - one day I will put that right. editorial note - Bradford now has a lovely sparkly new entry at www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A617401 but it was nothing to do with me! ) where I have the terrible task of helping to regenerate a city that has fallen on hard times. Originally from the Wirral (a place that has an ill considered 'Mostly Harmless' type entry on H2G2 - one day I will put that right) I am a Tranmere Rovers supporter and can often be found lurking on the league 1 boards of the BBC 606 message board. (or could until the BBC buggered them up!

Some of my interests can be gleaned from the Principles of the Goat Starer (below). Others can be discovered only by talking to me!

Principles of the Goat Starer

1) All men are equal but billy goats come in three sizes.

www.jonronson.com

2) If it has horns don't stare too hard and wear a protective hat

http://www.venganza.org/spread/hat.htm

3) Adherance to Larry Loves twelve step plan

www.alabama3.co.uk

4) An end to global capitalism and the establishment of peace amongst men, goats and toadfish. As George Bush once said "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" 29 September 2000, Saginaw, Michigan



5) Piscine Monastic Humility

http://toadfishmonastery.com/

6) follow the Goatboy and he will set you free

www.billhicks.com

Fighting the good fight since 1984 ('74-'84 were a bit of a washout)

GOAT STARER (AKA DAS BOOT)