Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Before I speak, I have something important to say..

A good friend will come bail you out of jail................... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we f**ked up!!!!."


1+(3/3)+(4*8 )+8=42

"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."
-Douglas Adams

"Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."
-Dennis Miller

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
- Humphrey Bogart


If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.\%/


Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.


I like feminists, I think they're cute.


Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship


When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to p**s you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and flip them off.

Today's subliminal thought is...