Pierce The Pirate ~ thingite keybearer ~ visit my ship at A579684

Welcome aboard!

Greetings, fellow hitchhiker! If you leave your shoes outside you are welcome to enter and have a seat at my fireplace.

I used to be commodore of The Love Fleet, 7th armada. I have also been known as a viking (but that was long before that). Lately I have been The Keeper of The Only True Faith: Agnosticism. And on the side I made a living out of a small firm called Love Wholesale ltd.

But now I have taken a leave from all that to join the rebel army of the zaphodistas!

You can read about my ship, myself and my crew here: http://h2g2.com/h2g2/guide/A579684 - you can even join my crew if you like!

In case you are interested to know I registered thursday 27. january 2000 a few minutes past 11 am

I have just (december 15th 2003) been appointed "sole protector of the one master key to the chastity belts of all female thingites (you know: one key to rule them all, one key to bind them and all that?)"

Oh, one thing before I go to the galley: If you should happen to have reason to wonder about my long absences it may have something to do with my strange working hours. As of wednesday april 9th 2008 I now have access to the world wide web from my private quarters, but that does not necessarily mean that I am on line as often as I may want to, so I may not be able to communicate with you in real time anyway. Please bear with me!

I survived both Rupert and the BBC

In the meantime you could go visit some of my friends (but it appears that this feature does not w*rk any more so you may have to seek them out for youself):

PS: As for me patch, me hook and me peg leg, no, they are not real in real life, so feel free to make a few jokes about them - I know I will