Of course, this subject line begs the question: why cheese??
We (that is, my followers and I) worship cheese because of its profoundly magical powers that mere mortals like us cannot even dare to dream of. The shapes, colors and textures of cheese are aesthetically pleasing and utterly beautiful. Besides, cheese is cool. It's totally spiffy. You've got to admit that, unlike most other foods, it has this certain appeal.
So if you find yourself agreeing with much of the above, congratulations. You are officially a stark raving mad looney like myself (and, uh, my mostly non-existent followers. Well, not completely non-existent...Hi Tina!). Speaking of which: do you happen to enjoy the humour of Douglas Adams, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers and others of their kind? Yes? Good. You'd be a perfect candidate to join the Cult of Cheese.
I'm currently keeping a list of how to say 'I like cheese' in as many languages as possible. (My goal is to eventually amass 42 phrases of this sort, for obvious reasons.) So, my fellow cheese worshippers, I present to you the List so far:
- Amo il formaggio (Italian)
- Cheese cho ah he (Korean)
- Me gusta el queso (Spanish)
- Watashi-wa chizu ga sukidesu (Japanese)
- J'aime la fromage (French)
- Wuh ai cheese (Chinese)
- Ich esse käse gurn (German)
- Eu amo queijo (Portuguese)
- Kui mak cheese (Laotian)
- NEW! Man paneer doost daaram (Farsi)
- NEW! Me chuch pasand samen (Kashmiri)
Got any more phrases? Send them to me.
